| A man and his wife are awoken at
3 o'clock in the morning by a knock on the door. The man
gets up and goes to the door where a stranger is asking
for a push.
"Not a chance!" says the husband -- "It's
three o'clock in the morning!" He closes the door and
returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just a stranger asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No I didn't -- it's three in the morning."
"Well you've got a short memory." says his wife,
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down on holiday and those two guys helped us? I think
you should help him."
The man does as he is told and returns to the front door
and calls out into the dark. "Hello -- are you still
there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing" the man replies.
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