| A CEO throwing a party takes his
executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back
of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any
of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled
with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I
think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage
is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of
you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool,
swim through those alligators, and make it to the other
side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job,
my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds
to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they
hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO
(Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his
life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes
it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls
himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You
are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life.
You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours.
Tell me what I can do for you."
The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You
can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!"
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