| As a butcher is shooing a dog from
his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading:
"10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the
dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the
dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways,
and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the
timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he
walks around to the front and looks at the number, then
boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes
in the scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws
to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows
him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag
on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run,
and throws himself -Whap! - Against the door. He does this
again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks
around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps
off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and
starts cursing and pummeling the dog.
The butcher runs up and screams at the guy: "What
the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!"
The owner responds, "Genius, no way! It's the second
time this week he's forgotten his key!"
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