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For our 10th anniversary my wife and I vacationed in
Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water
everyone got back on the boat, except for one beautiful
young woman and me. As I continued my underwater exploring,
I noticed that everywhere I swam, she swam. I snorkeled
for another 20 minutes. So did she. I climbed back in the
boat. So did she. I felt very flattered and, as I took off
my fins, asked her coyly why she had stayed in the water
for so long.
"I'm the lifeguard," she replied matter-of-factly.
"I couldn't get out until you did."
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