| Airport Security alerted an airline
crew to keep an eye on a blonde passenger who appeared excessively
nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde
man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have
a live grenade in my pocket. I'll blow up the plane if you
do not divert to Cairo."
Perplexed, the stewardess said, "But, sir. This is
TWA flight 1219 to Cairo."
"Damn!" replied the blonde passenger, "I
got on the wrong plane."
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