| A man was driving down a local street
one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down
and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching
the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and
stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance
please."
Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the
heck you stopped me for, man."
Policeman: "Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign
back there!!"
Driver: "Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference!?!"
The police officer pulled out his night stick and began
smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.
Policeman: "Now, do you want me to just slow down or
stop!!!?"
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