| A lady is giving a party for her
granddaughter, and has gone all out - caterer, band, and
a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two guys show
up looking for a handout.
Feeling sorry for them, the woman tells them that they can
get a meal if they will chop some firewood. Gratefully,
they head to the rear of the house.
Guests arrive, and all is going well with the children
having a wonderful time. But the clown has not shown up,
and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck
in
traffic, and will probably not make the party at all.
The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries
to entertain the children herself. She happens to look out
the window and sees one of the guys doing cartwheels across
the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches,
does midair flips, and leaps high in the air.
She calls the other guy over and says, "What your
friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen
such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating
this performance for the children at the party? I would
pay him $50!"
"Well...," he responds, "I dunno...let
me ask him...
"HEY WILLIE...FOR $50 WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER
TOE?"
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